tele pronounced tell-e

This is for you Sare bear.
While you are chip chip cheerio-ing , you are missing some really bad American TV.
The new Bachelorette started and she is annoying and fake laughing more than Ali . You can believe that!
She has one dude who is wearing a mask and has yet to take it off and another douche nozzle who is saying on his one on one with  the camera how he isn't attracted to her and is basically playing with her.
I'd like to say , ABC, gentleman..... the final rose.
And let me see if you can guess the second show.
"the good news is that you don't have a fatal disease so we won't be building you a house, the bad news is that you are hugely fat"  yep !  Extreme Makeover : weight loss edition.
I throw in the towel, I will be retiring to my bedroom with a good book or maybe go bang my head against the wall.